SCAWWY ⇢ TOTTY (ERIC)

[shirtbag]

roots for totty and pesto endgame

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w6 wednesday

[shirtbag]

[ they can still be at the vineyard and at todomatsu's booth... it's just too funny and you put so much work into it eric thank you ]

How's business doin'?

[drymonster]

Eh. I think my market's pretty saturated at this point, so probably going to pack it up soon.

[shirtbag]

You knew that goin' in though, right? You tryin' to catch any fish in particular, partner?

[drymonster]

Well. Maybe, but not with this booth, necessarily. This was just a thing I felt inclined to do for some reason. Was not expecting the reception I got from all of you.

[ THOUGH HE GOT ZERO ACTUAL LIP KISSES OUT OF IT ANYWAY!!!!!! ]

[shirtbag]

[ I'M SORRY TOTTY WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU ]

We all really came at ya' at once, huh? Apologize for that. Just the first place we ended up in, somehow.

...Think you got cursed?

[drymonster]

I mean, it made it look like I had a line, so I can't complain too much.

[ saved him the humiliation of having NO ONE in line ]

...Maybe. Mondays through Wednesdays are always pretty big curse days.

[shirtbag]

[ HELP ]

Least it acted like a homin' beacon of some kind of all of us. So... thanks for that.

Who were you tryin' to snag? [ he heard that maybe ]

[drymonster]

Ahaha... you're welcome... I think.

[ the powerful cross-dimensional lure of his theoretical kisses... ]

—Uh, it doesn't really matter! Don't worry about it!

[shirtbag]

Come on, now. Got somethin' to hide?

[drymonster]

Well, it's a personal question!!!

[shirtbag]

What if I could help ya'?

[drymonster]

How??!!

[ YOU'RE A DEAD COWBOY ]

[shirtbag]

Just give ya' a few pointers! What's so wrong with that?

[drymonster]

What kind of pointers??

[shirtbag]

Depends on who it is.

[drymonster]

Are you sure you're not just looking for gossip here?

[shirtbag]

[ TOTTY YOU'RE SO DEFENSIVE ]

'Ey! I ain't no gossip! I don't go 'round tellin' other people things that ain't their business.

No offense, son, but it's pretty darn obvious that you're lookin' for somethin'.

[drymonster]

Oh my god.

[ yeah! it's been obvious he's been looking for something since day one!! he knows!!!

he hasn't actually been that subtle about most of his crushes either, so this is hardly a secret.

SIGHS. ]

Fine, it's Pestilence.

[shirtbag]

[ ooo whistles! ]

Pesto, huh?

[ grants them both a vision of totty and mumu kissing at the booth. enjoy that, totty. boothill just looks horrified at the end of it. ]

[drymonster]

DON'T LOOK AT IT WITH THAT FACE!!

[shirtbag]

I didn't need to forkin' see that! Why was I dragged in there too?!

[drymonster]

I don't know, I didn't do it!!