[ another cabin girlie!!! boothill is out here making his rounds, patrolling around the area near the barn. he's out here in his slutty cowboy outfit in full view, but along the length of one of his bionic arms are words in bright yellow:
BOUNTY $1,000,000,000
and on the other arm, in bright red:
BOUNTIES CLAIMED: UNIDENTIFIED
once he spots asa, he turns and sets his hands on his hips! ]
Yeah, well... [she shrugs, hand still hidden behind her back.] There still aren't any horses for you to be a cowboy out here. Everything in this town is purely for decoration, you know.
boothill still looks. insane! but he is behind the barrier hello. he's sitting down, one leg bent, elbow propped on his kneecap. his voice sounds deep and cybernetic, and he has a pointy stepford smile. ]
he pushes from the ground and gets to his feet, dusting himself off. ]
Y'know... Guy can only take so much'a the same question over and over again. Wonderin' if you're the same guy they chinwagged at before, like ya' didn't do somethin' you had every right ta' do.
[ he picks up his revolver, slides a bullet from his mouth, and opens the revolver's chamber. ]
I'll say it one time. I'm Boothill. You best get that through your head now.
week 0, monday, cabin
BOUNTY
$1,000,000,000
and on the other arm, in bright red:
BOUNTIES CLAIMED:
UNIDENTIFIED
once he spots asa, he turns and sets his hands on his hips! ]
You seen any horses 'round here, young lady?
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Of course not. How would a horse survive out here?
[no horses... which is very funny because poking out through her sleeve is the word: horseman.]
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Barn's pretty stocked. Those fudgin' goat men from the other day were tendin' those crops out there. Who says they ain't watchin' horses too?
[ he's not missing that word though. not when it says horse in it. he squints. ]
What's that there? "Horseman?"
[ BOJACK IS THAT YOU? ]
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[absolutely not.
at that, though, she furrows her brows and follows his gaze. when she notices what he's looking at, she immediately shoves her arm behind her back.]
Do you mind?
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he brings a hand up defensively and leans back a little. ]
'Scuse me. I ain't pryin', just saw somethin' funny there. Horseman ain't too far from cowboy. You un'erstand.
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[ THIS IS APPARENTLY IMPORTANT TO DEFINE ]
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week zero, saturday.
anyway, asa is approaching the barrier and just. peering at boothill once he becomes visible. are you still doc ock, sir?]
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boothill still looks. insane! but he is behind the barrier hello. he's sitting down, one leg bent, elbow propped on his kneecap. his voice sounds deep and cybernetic, and he has a pointy stepford smile. ]
Evenin'.
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she grimaces, taking a step back despite the fact that there is a whole ass magical barrier between them.]
... Oh. Yikes.
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Thought I disappeared, did ya'?
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[gross... slasher film cowboy is too real.]
... Who are you right now, anyway? Boothill, or something else entirely?
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he pushes from the ground and gets to his feet, dusting himself off. ]
Y'know... Guy can only take so much'a the same question over and over again. Wonderin' if you're the same guy they chinwagged at before, like ya' didn't do somethin' you had every right ta' do.
[ he picks up his revolver, slides a bullet from his mouth, and opens the revolver's chamber. ]
I'll say it one time. I'm Boothill. You best get that through your head now.
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If you don't want to be asked the same question over and over again, then maybe you should've spent less time waving your tentacles around earlier.
[watches him load his gun.]
What did Aventurine do to deserve it?