SCAWWY ⇢ KANDA (PIXI)

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week 0, monday, haunted house

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[ THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA

boothill meets up with him outside! he has a big bucket. ]

You gonna walk away on me this time, Partner?

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[IT'S FINE he has his sword now so he feels better, even though he's nerfed. Still a bitch who doesn't want people in his space but a little less jumpy. He's also in his regular clothes now!

He glances at the bucket but doesn't ask. He also doesn't seem particularly offended by Boothill talking to him, so apparently he's moved on from the other day.]

Do you need something?

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[ oh wow. he's still got a terrible attitude, but he doesn't try to punch boothill immediately, which is already an improvement.

holds up the bucket! ]

Lookin' for utensils for us at the barn. Got any spares in that there house?

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[If only Boothill had played fire emblem, he'd be prepared for this.]

I don't know. [He hasn't eaten in there...] Isn't there food in that other building?

[He doesn't know what it's called because he hasn't eaten in there either]

Week 0, Thursday

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[You don't get a choice

At some point Kanda will. Erm. Storm up to him? Kind of? It's a little hard because he only has one normal foot, the other one is way too big.

He also points his sword at him once he gets close enough, except he's holding it very awkwardly. Almost like one would hold a gun... and he leans too far back, jutting his hips out...]

Didja forkin' do this?!

[He has a dusty cowboy hat from the barn]

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[ HELP MEEEEEE HE'S JUST



FIRST YUFFIE NOW BLAVI NOW THIS ]

What in the muddle-fudgin'...? [ HE BARKS OUT LAUGHING ] What in the name of all that is good 'n sweet happened with you, ya' lil clock-stucker? You out here tryna' give me competition? Shoot!

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[Did you just call him a cocksucker]

I ain't do nothin'! It's in the way of my fudgin' training! Fix it!

[Can you tell I have no fucking clue how to talk like a cowboy

Also the way he doesn't even really care that he's talking funny BUT HIS FOOT AND HIS URGE TO USE A GUN IS A PROBLEM]

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[ LAUGHING AGAIN ]

This ain't got nothin' to do with me, Partner! I ain't got no way to fix it! Just gonna have ta' live the life of a lone ranger till it's all forkin' over.

[ gestures to his HUGE foot ]

You get stung by some fudgin' giant bee too, there?

week 0, friday, outside

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[ yes, even though kanda was pissed as fuck the other day, boothill is still going to approach him. he'll just stop a few comfortable feet away, watching the kid like he's an animal poised to attack at the slightest provocation. he kinda is. ]

You seen 'em?

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[That's fair and valid tbh. Fortunately, one of Kanda's few saving graces is that he's not really vengeful; he looks like he's back to normal, and there's no lingering resentment on his face, only serious focus. There's also a number in ink on his shoulder, in the low thousands.]

No. I'm looking now. [For the bodies...] Have you?

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[ shakes his head. ]

I ain't seen nothin'. Been runnin' round this place like a headless chicken. Heard one of 'em was in the church, but now the place is forkin' spotless.

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The theater is the same. [He clicks his tongue--a sound of irritation, though he doesn't seem particularly mad. To himself, mostly:] Did they get their hands on the bodies already...?

Week 0, Saturday

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[BEATS YOU UP that's me @ you. I guess it's also Kanda @ Boothill though because he's obviously immediately coming over here and trying to cut through the barrier with his sword.]

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[ boothill still looks insane!!! he's just standing behind the barrier with his crazy red eye and crazy, pointy smile. he starts laughing immediately. even slaps his thigh!! ]

Hoo-wee! You best get it all outta yer system! Go on now! Give us a show!

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[Thinks about the emotional breakdown we'd be having right now if this was Haikaveh. Wipes tear.

I'm gonna be real though idk how we'll keep this thread going for long because at the moment he'll just be laser-focused on breaking through the barrier to try and kill him... this cr dies as it lived: violent

Also his ink tattoo is showing through his coat--right now it's a number in the low thousands on his arm. I'm sure that's fine and normal.]

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[ OH MY... RED ALHAITHAM COULD HAVE BEEN REAL!!!!!! ALHAITHAM CORRUPTION ARC!!!!

anyway yeah they are just violent. boothill just stands there happily protected and grinning like a maniac. he rolls his fingers next to the gun in his holster, like he's holding himself back from shooting. he knows better.

he calls out somewhere between the angry slashing: ]

You got a bounty on you too there, partner?

[ nods to his arm. ]

week 4, saturday

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[ i was about to give you a tag when i realized that we are not on boothill's schedule... we are on kanda's

tell me where he would be post trial and i'll make it work. otherwise boothill will be at heaven's night ]

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[DOES BOOTHILL SLEEP I feel like I asked you this before I don't remember. Well. After trial Kanda will vanish for a while, because sometimes you go on CYOA and then you get killed while you're still dealing with the effects of it and then you watch your own trial and then your castmate is about 0.5 seconds away from begging to be taken out and YOU JUST HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO SORT THROUGH,,,


But eventually he'll return. Boothill can find him studying the church from outside, contemplative. He will never go to heaven's night if he can help it he probably took one look inside and immediately left, which is funny because he does actually drink hard liquor (kinda) but IT'S FINE]

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[ HE DOES NOT he charges like a tesla somewhere when he needs it. otherwise he's patrolling or drinking or wood-whittling or something.

boothill is walking back to the school at this point when he notices the figure in front of the church. it's easy to hear him approaching through the fog with his boots thumping over the grass, spurs clicking. he doesn't seem ashamed of holding the bottle of whiskey in his hand.

he holds up his free one in a gesture of peace i guess. ]

Wondered when I might see you.

w6 saturday

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[ will come back to memshare thread

for now, he is approaching crumbly kanda finally. he is probably eating soba? at the food court? boothill approaches. ]

Been meanin' to ask. What the fork happened to you?

[ he didn't get to ask this earlier but he did give kanda a weird look at some point. ]

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[No I think Boothill saw his memory and went "wow freak" and left the thread

But fortunately Kanda isn't crumbly anymore!! Around 1pm the effect wore off, though Kanda left trial watch shortly after that and never came back. He's hard to find after trial for a while, though yes, he does eventually leave to eat. His hair is tied up in a new hair cord, and he's still got a bandaged wrist and a missing ear, but otherwise he's back to normal.

He's clearly not in a good mood, and his gaze keeps flicking to anywhere that might show what's happening on the living side, though they can't see anything right now. He doesn't chase Boothill off or anything, though.]

...The house. [Headcanons that he saw Boothill there even though he wasn't in a state to acknowledge him.] I gave the parts to Karlach.

[He usually calls her "the hot woman" because he can't be assed but he's in a bad mood so he'll use her name.]

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[ if he called her the hot woman he would get punched immediately by 328 lbs of pure iron fist so it's good that he uses her name and it's EXTRA good that he's not crumbly anymore. ]

Yeah, I saw. [ narrows his eyes, but out of concern and confusion. ] But I ain't ever seen someone fall apart like you were doin'. What in tarnation was that? A side effect?

Week 7, Monday

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[Oh god the chaos I'LL LET YOU GET US GOING but we can set this for some nebulous time when they aren't cursed. Kanda can be out in the park or by the fountain so they can cross paths /o/ AND I HAVE NO STRONG CWs OR ANYTHING]

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[ THANK YOU PIXI!!!

this isn't a cyoa but if kanda heard harmonica sounds nearby would he go to check it out ]

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[Hmmmm he's not super interested in music but he probably would go investigate yeah!!]