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Karlach Cliffgate ([personal profile] ablazement) wrote in [personal profile] shirtbag 2024-07-23 07:05 pm (UTC)

[SQUEAKS]

Aaaah, Boots -- ! [she is SO ticklish which is why she probably knocks them both over for real squirming away from his hands, wheeeee timber

and then there's an au memshare world of the hells...

except it's all bright, neon colors and plastics, like a mcdonald's playplace. a portal opens, and two figures stagger out of it and into the horrible deep fryer heat of avernus. karlach, with clown makeup and a polka-dot dress, and boothill, in a rainbow wig and enormous clown shoes with spurs on the back.

"It worked... my engine's calmed down," clownlach says, exhaling. "Ah, soldier, I shouldn't have let you come here with me. Zariel's not going to let up."

boothonk just cocks his gun, looking out at the hoard of imps that approach. a tiny car revs as hits a ramp and takes off into the sky, unleashing hundreds of the imps from inside it. their screams carry across the whimsical scenery. clownlach grimaces.

"But together we'll end this war, isn't that right?" she says, as heroic music builds up in the background. boothonk agrees, letting out a series of squeaky sounds, and clownlach is so overwhelmed with affection that she grabs him and dips him into a very dramatic kiss.


a pause. real karlach, on the floor, just goes:]


What!

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